Idiot's Guide to Birtherism

Due to the recent rebirth of Birtherism by Donald Trump, I feel it's important debunk it before we have another outbreak of this insanity.

Thank You to Media Matters, FactCheck.org, and Politifact

MYTHS LIST on the BIRTHER MOVEMENT

• Obama Hasn't Released A Birth Certificate
• Obama's Stepgrandmother Confirmed He Was Born In Kenya
• Obama's Birth Announcements Were Planted
• Kenyan Birth Certificate Proves Obama Born In Kenya
• Hawaii's Governor Says He Can't Find The Birth Certificate
• Because Obama's Father Was British, Obama Still May Not Be Eligible For Presidency 
• Hawaii governor can’t find anything that says Obama was born in Hawaii. 
• The people that went to school with Obama), they never saw him, they don't know who he is.

I have a question for the Birthers.

Where's George W. Bush's long form birth certificate?